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total-phobophile:

dear miss america you’re my favorite person in the world right now

(Source: teraberagharak)

SAYING SEX EDUCATION PROMOTES PROMISCUITY IS LIKE SAYING DRIVERS’ ED PROMOTES CAR WRECKS.

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luanlegacy:

cumstainss:

undftdaniel:

gabbyroars:

500daysofpussy:

bootydemons:

nzafro:

Best twerk video to date.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I wasn’t ready

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS CHANGED.

NO ONE WAS READY

stop drop and roll

SHE DROPPED THAT DUN DUN DUN!

(Source: nzafro)

TUMBLR. WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME?

sodamnrelatable:

lolsofunny:

Normal people: Why wont it open!?
Me: Y U NO OPEN!!??

Normal people: I feel so lonely
Me: forever alone…

Normal people: Ohh, I get it!
Me: OH I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE.

Normal people: Lol, i dont care.
Me: Cool story bro.

Normal people: OMG, hot guy alert!!
Me: UNF! HNNNNGGGGGG.

Normal people: hahahahahahhaha, that’s funny!!
Me: hahahhaahaha, what is air??!

Normal people: I’m so angry.
Me: FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU—-

Normal people: I’m cool
Me: Like a Boss

More?

(Source: kimluvzcats)


luanlegacy:

legendofthevashtanerada:

PokeMonster Hunter Icons by ~Gryphon-Shifter

i love this so much…. i think i have like… mild ocd and this looks so organized :3

(Source: fancy-daimyo-hermitaur)


sapphicsideshow:

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

(Source: clarabows)

Sometimes I wish I was still in that lifestyle. 
The one that I didn’t care about anything.
All I wanted to do was get high.
Pop a roll or two and just chill.
No worries or cares about the world.

I would love to drop off the world a few times.
Just to feel something different other than this confusion.

I know it’s selfish.
I know it’s wrong.
I know I won’t really do it.

It’s nice to dream though.